And They Encourage Breeding?

Have you ever wanted full custody of your very own Deep Space Nine Furry Animorph? Adopt your own DS9 Virtual Pet NOW!. See, I’ve adopted Worfy Pooh, he’s the sweetest thing ever. He fights the blustery breeze with warlike dedication!

Seriously, this is like my favorite site ever. Look at these: Kirkoala (seducing the women off into wilds of eucalyptus!), Data the X-Mas Seal, Ferengi-Moose, Molly the Beaver, Jango the Cutest Little Sheep in the Alpha Quadrant. I mean this a smorgasbord of crossbreeds! And the best part is, by completing a short Trekkie quiz, you too could become an adoptable 2-D. Becky did it! But remember: You MUST like Star Trek (especially Deep Space Nine!)

Yeah. Okay. Maybe if I think for a second and really focus… maybe I could like Deep Space Nine. Okay, I think I can. Yes, I can. But do I have to like Deep Space Nine Titanic?

I Can't Be Subtle About Pinkey Suthers

There’s two ways of getting the message to you. I could have (and have) nudged a few shots of The Pinkey Suthers Show into a quiet place. But somethings are worth screaming in public places, so I’m asking you to hear the blood-curdling mouth emissions that I am exerting at this moment.

Now for the definitive proof:

1. Monkey love.
2. Otaku. (beautiful)
3. Since ‘99. (still good monkey guns available.)

Let’s be shaped like these people, okay?

Oh, My Dear Idolatrous Teethy Pixz

Kick caboose. Idolatrous tooth porn got tagged as a Link-Fu winner. Found this site while quieting a couple months ago and thought I’d stash it away for just such an occassion. All adoration to His Majesty Dr. Bhalajhi Sundaresa Iyyer, the Kuwaiti orthodontist with the gumption, the foresight, (the outright dastardly delirium!) to photograph a tooth’s most intimate moments.

(I’m off to weep large pears. Bless you, Warren.)