Enhancements by Michelle

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Enhancements by Michelle

Welcome to Enhancements By Michelle. Please have a look around. If you don’t see what you want, just ask, if I haven’t done it I’ll sure try! I specialize in fairy, angel, and butterfly enhancements and black and white with color accents. I can do make-up (headshot) enhancements, but I won’t on children. I do not believe children should have make-up of any kind on, even if it is added by computer. God made them perfect as they are, they need nothing else.

And what sort of non-cosmetic enhancements is she referring to?

Left, why are you crying? And, you, rightie, what's your complaint?

This baby has been enhanced. Enhancement: rain hands. Michelle has provided this enhancement so that your child can learn the importance of hands that nourish our Earth. Your child will also be able to give himself a shower on those days when you’ve locked him out of the house for a few days.

Also. Enhancement: angel wings.

Sprinkleee, sprinkleee, flutter

Look out below! Enhancement: fairy wings. See how they dazzle and flicker in the sun’s rays? Thank you again, Michelle.

Enhancement: fairy powers. I think the overalls are an enhancement as well.

Enhancement: overalls.

Damn.

Enhancement? Legless cloud-dwelling ogre? Good life lesson, Michelle. Being enhanced sometimes means being disabled. But, an excellent view of the Hundred Acre Woods ain’t bad. And you can probably learn to control the clouds, make them swoop down.

Consider this kid enhanced!

Angel with baby muscales.

Enhancement: 9-11 angel. Looks like the firemen farmed out some of their Ground Zero work to a third-party. Way to break the story, Michelle. This is really what we’ve been saying the whole time. About enhancements.

A terrible cost.

Enhancement vs. enhancement! One brother suited and shrunk! The other given his own (already distinct) normal features and size! This is gonna be good! Michelle!

I’ll let you take a look at the rest of these wonderful alterchildlings on your own time. I’ve spent a lot of my own personal HTML on this, at great cost to me.

And at great cost to Michelle. Fortunately she has obscured all these jpegs with her personal message, born on the wings of her butterfly sentinels. Now get out her all of you conniving enhancement thieves!

(Discuss)

disoriented?

why the lucky stiff
is a fledgling freelance professor, one who will die young and make no lasting impression.

except there was that time when i vacuumed all of Greenland for them.

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